Dita Von Teese (in Ulyana Sergeenko) at the amFAR event at the Cannes Film Festival, May 23rd
That dress is perfect! I want it!
Stopping on our way to somewhere else.
Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.
And Kristen Stewart.
No, you know what? Fuck you.
Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.
Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.
Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.
Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.
Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.
for the Kristen Stewart comment.
Mila Kunis photographed by Craig McDean
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Anonymous asked: How is Macalester so far? (asking b/c I **might** be going there this fall...)
Emphasis on the “might”?
Macalester is freaking wonderful. I decided to go to Mac because I didn’t really want a big university with an overbearing party atmosphere and I wanted to actually get to know my professors and classmates, and I have no regrets about my decision.
Classes (especially the non-humanities) can be hard as hell, I can’t deny. And you will probably learn to despise bagpipes. They play them everywhere. All the time. Forever.
You should come off anon so that you can ask more specific questions (if you have them) and so that I can actually meet you. Welcome to the Mac community! We’ll try our best not to scare you away.
Ally rides tapirs, steals zebras, and is in love with a cowboy gorilla.
Clarification: the zebra-stealing was totally hypothetical. Wouldn’t it be cool to steal zebras from the zoo and ride them through the city, though?
And the gorilla is not at all a cowboy, and is in love with me too, so it’s okay. We had some hella prolonged eye contact at the primate house.
Street harassment is not a compliment.